Horoscopes

Aquarius- Jan 20 Feb 18
Thankfully, at no point during this day will you find a porcupine in your pants
 

Pisces - Feb 19 - Mar 20
Luckily, you will not wake up to find a giant sea slug nuzzling up against your face for warmth

 Aries- Mar 21 Apr 19
The good news is, no naked mole rat babies will find their way into your shoes today.

Taurus- Apr 20 May 20
You can breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that today will not be the day a giant stick bug tries to make its way into your nose.

Gemini- May 21 June 21
You can stop worrying: No great horned toads will be crawling out of your desk and onto your lap today.

Cancer- June 22 July 22
Breathe a little easier knowing that no dung beetles will be nesting in your lunch today.

Leo- July 23 Aug 22
Rest assured, you're in the clear in terms of tree sloth’s appearing in your locker.
 

Virgo-23 Aug 22 Sept
You'll start things off right today, when you wake up and DON'T find any Portuguese Man O' War jellyfish in the bathtub.

 Libra-23 Sept 23 Oct
Your luck will only continue today after you put your shoes on and find nary single a giant Amazonian centipede inside.

 Scorpio-24 Oct 21 Nov
No baboon chimpanzees will strafe you with dodge balls during gym class, and this is a thankful non-event.
 

Sagittarius -22 Nov 21 Dec
You won't have to worry about flounder peering at you with their weird little side eyes today, which is nice.

 Capricorn- 22 Dec 19 Jan
The good thing is, there will be no contact between you and a raging colony of army ants today.

Laura Reece - Year 6

(ed. we've all got something to be thankful for)

 

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