Horoscopes
Aquarius-
Jan 20 Feb 18
Thankfully, at no point during this day will you find a porcupine in your
pants
Pisces - Feb
19 - Mar 20
Luckily, you will not wake up to find a giant sea slug nuzzling up against
your face for warmth
Aries-
Mar 21 Apr 19
The
good news is, no naked mole rat babies will find their way into your shoes
today.
Taurus-
Apr 20 May 20
You
can breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that today will not be the day a
giant stick bug tries to make its way into your nose.
Gemini-
May 21 June 21
You can stop worrying: No great horned toads will be crawling out of your
desk and onto your lap today.
Cancer-
June 22 July 22
Breathe a little easier knowing that no dung beetles will be nesting in
your lunch today.
Leo-
July 23 Aug 22
Rest assured, you're in the clear in terms of tree sloth’s appearing in
your locker.
Virgo-23
Aug 22 Sept
You'll start things off right today, when you wake up and DON'T find any
Portuguese Man O' War jellyfish in the bathtub.
Libra-23
Sept 23 Oct
Your
luck will only continue today after you put your shoes on and find nary
single a giant Amazonian centipede inside.
Scorpio-24
Oct 21 Nov
No baboon chimpanzees will strafe you with dodge balls during gym class,
and this is a thankful non-event.
Sagittarius
-22 Nov 21 Dec
You won't have to worry about flounder peering at you with their weird
little side eyes today, which is nice.
Capricorn-
22 Dec 19 Jan
The
good thing is, there will be no contact between you and a raging colony of
army ants today.
Laura
Reece - Year 6
(ed.
we've all got something to be thankful for)
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