“Waiter! Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup”.  
“The Spider on the bread will eat it”!  

What is very tall but made of Trifle in Paris? 
The Trifle Tower!

 Why is the Queen's bedroom flooded?
Because she's reigned for 50 years!

 Why was the nose tired?
Because it kept running!

What does a fish play the piano with?
Fish Fingers!

 “Doctor! Doctor! I have just swallowed a camera.” 
“Well let’s wait and see if any thing develops!

 “Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a sheep”. 
“That’s Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! 

Tim Youd - Year 6